The Big List: Star Wars Outrage! Saggy Pants Outrage!

There’s been a major disturbance in the fan force.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to create a series of beloved movies, make stupid changes to them, refuse to offer the original cuts, get fans really upset, make even more stupid changes anyway and check out these links!


More Lucas Star Wars Tweaks Inspire Internet Outrage and Panic

George Lucas makes more changes to the original trilogy, prompting Darth Vader and hardcore fans to scream – what else? – “NOOOOOO!”


Scientology Creates An Elaborate New Yorker Parody

That’s what you get for telling the truth about the cult you were in, Paul Haggis!


More Sexist JCPenney Shirts

Turns out, this is not the only one. It’s pre-orderin’ time, ladies.


Saggy Pants Banned In Florida

Are hammer pants next? [Image via]


7 Garfield Variations

The internet has successfully extracted Jim Davis from his own comic strip.


That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, when all our dreams will have come true. Or we just want to read more funny stuff. Either/or.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!