Trent Reznor Killed Abraham Lincoln’s Mother?

The Oscar-winning composer rumored to score 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' and murder the president's mother while he's at it.

William Bibbianiby William Bibbiani

Trent Reznor Killed Abraham Lincoln's Mother?

You know, when some folks win a big award they go to Disneyland. What does Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor do after he wins an Oscar? Kill the president’s mom. Damn. I guess he really is still hardcore.

Yes, Trent Reznor, the man who took home an Oscar, along with Atticus Ross, for scoring The Social Network is rumored to make a cameo appearance in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter as the bloodsucker who kills the 16th president’s mother. We haven’t read the book, but we assume that this childhood trauma in no way inspires the Great Emancipator to go out and kill vampires. It’s probably just a coincidence, really. Atticus Ross isn’t mentioned in the posting at BadAssDigest. Maybe he’s the vampire who shortchanges Lincoln’s father at the fruit shop.

But of course, you don’t just hire Trent Reznor for his acting abilities… He’s also supposedly composing the score to the upcoming action-horror film from Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov, in addition to his upcoming work scoring for David Fincher’s English language remake of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Say what you will about Reznor, but his career certainly doesn’t seem to be in a downward spiral.

Crave Online will return with more Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter news at it pretty hate machines… Um, I mean as it the fragiles… Um, crap…

We’ll have more Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter news eventually.

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