Just a Woman Giving Some Dude a Hand Job Outside a Liquor Store

You gotta hand it to them; they seem to be enjoying life.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler

Hammered and giving handies outside of a Jones Beach liquor store on a Sunday night? If so, odds are you’re either unemployed or on vacation. Or both.

Look, some random dude getting an HJ outside of a liquor store on Long Island on a Sunday night isn’t necessarily newsworthy, and anybody who has ever been there will tell you that.

But what happens at the 20-second mark sure as hell is.


Oh, it’s all fun and games until some guy walks around the corner holding his 2-year-old son.

And that, kids, is the story of why your Uncle Mike had to knock on all of his neighbors’ doors and tell them that he is a sexual predator.

h/t Barstool Sports

If you’re looking for a public beej, you’ll have to go to the train station: Man Receives Oral Sex For All To See At Subway Station