Some people just know exactly what they want in life.
At least you know she’s a master of Photoshop in case you need any graphic work done.
There are a lot of things going on in this photo. Give yourself a minute to take it all in.
I can’t even tell which one is Bieber and which one is Derek.
To be honest, even I would swipe right on Pete just for the conversation alone.
Is that what they mean by live, laugh, love?
I never felt pity for bath water until right now, at this exact moment.
Say what you will about Glen, but the guy knows how to keep it classy and majestic.
Is Dean … dead? And if he’s not dead, then whose grave is this??
You know, maybe Tinder just isn’t for you?
At least you’re not going to be caught off guard by anything that happens on your first date.
It’s great to see that, at even 110 years old, she’s still pleasant and clean shaven.
So tired of falling for that old line over and over again.
Can we just be friends? I’m legitimately scared of you right now.
He didn’t have to say he was a real catch, because we could tell from that unicorn alone.
Her bio should be “Joining Isis suddenly looks a little more appealing, doesn’t it?”
Harvesting your organs is maybe the 6th worst thing that could happen on a Tinder date.
Something tells me he’s not the original author of his bio.
Bet you can’t eat just one!
We’ve all been there at some point, James. We’ve all been there.
This may be the greatest picture and bio combination anyone on Tinder has ever posted. You win.